- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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