joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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