What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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