- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

My spelling is horrible

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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