- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A train poops its pants.

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