What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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