Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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