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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

i had sex.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby