Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Maths.

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KILL WHITEY

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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