Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

can you touch your toes? no

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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