How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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