A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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