- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Granny porn!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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