- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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