- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Jordan is pregant

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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