"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Actually it was me Josh brown

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

haha Otarts was here

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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