What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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