- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

whats long and black? a baton

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A drunk guy walks into a car

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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