- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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