- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

This is not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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