Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Women's Rights..

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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