- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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