What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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You sick fiend

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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PENIS :)

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