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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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The Morman Religion.

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Women's rights

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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