- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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