- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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