- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue? The sky.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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