- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

William wright is Gay

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

I enjoy Popcorn

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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