What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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