- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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