What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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cory is gay

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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