- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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