Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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