how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

masturbating on a tarc bus

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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