- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Connor is homosexuaI

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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