a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Boxing on Boxing Day

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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