ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

penis?

BOTTOM!!!

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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