What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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CFL

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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