- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

batman has diarrhea

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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