I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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