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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

can you pass the soap?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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