So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

The mets are 3-0 this season

I love you.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What's 6+2? 16

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

make me a sandwich!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Anti Joke

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