- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Chris Bosh's neck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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