- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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