- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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