What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

You having friends.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Oh s***

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Once upon a time, The end.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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