Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

You were born.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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