If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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