George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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This is not a joke.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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