What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What is life? Paul.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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