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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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