- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

knock knock... ...no answer

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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