- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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