- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Jordan is pregant

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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