- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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