Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

69

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops