- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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