Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Anti Joke

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