- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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