Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Roses are red.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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