- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How old are you? 7

knock knock Goodbye

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??