- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the house burn down? Obama

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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