- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Girls soccer

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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