What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

i dont fisish anythi

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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