A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

You were born.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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