- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??