Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

this last joke was a correction to the other one

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Donald Trump

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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