- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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