What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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