- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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