womans having rights.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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